Afternoon Swim In the Nude

Afternoon Swim In The Nude How rude to spill your black crude into my beautiful ocean blue. My plans for an ocean barbecue are skewed, for if I light a match near the ocean now I could be blown in two. We should pour all of you British Petroleum executives nude into the black oily ocean and let you swim around in the black soup of gulf crude with the fish and other wild life, then you might have a new attitude. Of course we’d have the cooped up convicts wash you down with DAWN, when you were through with your swim of the afternoon in the oily black crude.