About Wales and Whales Tails Are Told

About Wales and Whales Tales Are Told Heard that people in Wales are Cardifferious And can write poems which may be carnivorous; Water closet is bathroom maybe with a urinal American poetry writing is often done nocturnal. Early morning poetry person happen to be And whales from coast of Wales could you see By light of a drastic, lovely morning dawn So where have the whales from Wales all gone? On which side of a Welch will whales become a thorn Leave and go to America so they can be re-born And Christians wonder about and it never fails Can whales cross themselves like they do in Wales. If you were to go in water to have great whaling And happen to be in Wales where they are hailing A cruise ship sailing back to good old USA, From Wales were did whales go and which way? Plot has been caste in a bunch of stones; Of course, name was none other than Tom Jones Who with singing ability tipped all the scales And eventually would return back to Wales. (Die he ever really leave?) People from Wales their stores still relish Which is why some people call them Welchish And when it only is God in heaven who knows That's when they all start saying, "There she blows." Started shuffling and stories came out of the cards Saying those leaving Wales are a bunch of blowhards And coal miners who are still live in Wales Is impression which around me often trails. So what do all of you Welch and Cardifferians have to say for yourself and write a poem about? Don't you just enjoy and become enthralled by my poems? Jim Horn