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A World With No Breasts

I was abducted by aliens and I'm angry, bitter and depressed. They took me to a world where the women have no breasts. When I was abducted, I was promised a life of happiness. But how can I be happy when the ladies have no chests? I'm pissed off and I want to cry because they were not honest with me. The women on this world are so flat that they make Olive Oyl look busty. When I was on Earth, I manufactured bras but they are obsolete here. Coming to this planet has put an end to my happiness and to my career. You may think that I'm lying to you, I know that it's hard to believe. But if you're a man and you're brought here, you will want to leave. (This is a fictional poem)

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Date: 4/20/2015 4:46:00 PM
very amusing Randy:-) hugs jan xx
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