A True Storey

A true storey My grandson paid me a visit The other day And I asked him do you still play And he said that he wanted a trumpet I thought that I would give him a surprise If I showed a little enterprise So off to the shops I did go And I bought a trumpet that Even I could not blow I gave my grandson the trumpet And he said what's this grandad It's what you wanted I said I never said I wanted a trumpet I said I wanted a drum kit I can't play the trumpet and the drums What do you think I am going to do Join a band of one man bands And if I could I would need another pair Of hands