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A Ten Star Restaurant

If there's one thing I have a weakness for It's a restaurant that gets my vote for these ten simple reasons ONE... the ambience when you walk in TWO... a friendly greeting from a beautiful receptionist lady THREE... a cozy table in a quiet corner FOUR... a gorgeous waitress FIVE... a menu that has every dish you've ever dreamed of SIX... a gorgeous waitress SEVEN... reasonable prices EIGHT... a gorgeous waitress NINE... amazing food and presentation TEN... a gorgeous waitress BOTTOM LINE... you guessed it, a gorgeous waitress! © Jack Ellison 2014

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Jerry T Curtis

Date: 12/28/2014 6:36:00 AM

Eleven---all the above---and a gorgeous waitress. Nice write Jack both funny and true

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/28/2014 6:43:00 AM

Aha! So you go by the same rules! LOL

Jan Allison

Date: 12/27/2014 8:55:00 PM

I used to waitress Jack so this made me giggle - on one occasion at a wedding i was working on guy kept slapping my backside I started to get rather peeved by his attention - when it happened again I said in a loud voice 'sir I am NOT on the menu' and refused to serve the table - the manager was actually really supportive over it! Hugs jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 12/28/2014 4:02:00 AM

I will never forget it Jack LOl - that and the name of their grandson who was getting married was Pooh - said it all to me lol:-) Hugs jan xxx

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/27/2014 9:50:00 PM

"I said in a loud voice 'sir I am NOT on the menu" Sorry, didn't mean to bring up a bad memory! Loved your response dear sis! LOL It was supposed be in fun! Great big hugs and much love... brother Jack XXXX

Carol Eastman

Date: 12/27/2014 9:59:00 AM

Dragons vote goes 1.) First to the restaurant with his favorite barbecue sauce... then 2.) The restaurant that can get him enough food to eat... and 3.) The one who doesn't throw him out for asking for seconds, thirds, fourths, ect.... Dragon is rather picky... They also have to be able to serve his penguins... Not surprising... We always eat in... But that's OK. The Trolls love to cook and eat, too! And they don't restrict anyone on how much they eat... Can't imagine why?... LOL

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/27/2014 10:36:00 AM

So then... are you the gorgeous waitress! LOL XXXX

Carol Eastman
Date: 12/27/2014 10:01:00 AM

PS. The Trolls fight over who gets the cutest apron while serving... So the aprons are now all alike... LOL

Robert Stoner Jr

Date: 12/27/2014 8:14:00 AM

lol nice Jack, oh by the way where is this waitress, I mean restaurant, sounds perfect

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/27/2014 8:22:00 AM

Oh I forgot to mention Number Eleven... a gorgeous waitress! Not that I'm obsessed or anything! Is there a waitress, I mean restaurant like this around you? :)