A Teenager Helps His Mother With the Internet

A Teenager Helps His Mother With the Internet By Elton Camp Rory’s mom was new to the Internet The abbreviations she didn’t get “ROTFL, WTF, STFU I see everywhere. Explain them, dear, if you don’t care.” She expected him to help her out That she’d approve Rory did doubt So an explanation he wrote out To say what they were about “Really Ought To Fix Lunch Is why you see that a bunch.” “Well That’s Fantastic care shows Thus, you will see lots of those.” “Sorry, Thanks For Understanding too. For kind words these letters will do.” So his mom began to use ‘em on Facebook Soon, for Rory, she began to angrily look “Those abbreviation you taught me Are nothing but a lie, I’ve come to see!” “I used them with the preacher’s wife. I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life.”