A Married Mans Neverland

Last night we were watching “Hook” Neither of us has read the book. We suddenly get to mermaid scene Hubby sits up suddenly quite keen. Gosh yes I fancy that, for me, That’s a dish I would like to see. What is it my dear? I ask so sweet If its fish you want, I can’t compete. He looked at me in some dismay What do you mean my dear, I pray? I thought it was fish you wanted my dear But I have not any, I have something near. Fish fingers we have in store a plenty Would you like some , I do have twenty What are you talking about love of my life? I fancy that mermaid for my wife. Well my love I cannot stop you But I bet she doesn’t taste like you want her too What do you mean? He asks as he shakes his head Have you been on the drink that is red? My love I do not understand This is a chardonnay in my hand It is white, it is not red Oh thanks be for that, let’s go to bed.