A Funny One For the Road

I want to write a funny poem Why does the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of the pen Did you get the joke about tomorrow? Yeah it is never here How can you know that you are free? Because you don't have anything hold you back Got it? How can you see things clearly? It's when you step outside Huh? Give just how you get it That is all you can do Unless You want to be God And that - You can do too In your dream Dream - amour What is that? A mental disease You need to get rid of it, my friend Before you become a laugher in your town My town anyway Not up to a joke Well you can be a joker And the joke is on you How high is high? When I can't see anything Include that which it is down here Talk about tomorrow Why would you care? It'll be here whether you want it or plan it So save your tomorrow till when it comes Have your today I plan to have my today I don't want my tomorrow It's too much tasking And I don't like it Grrr Yeah Grin and bear You are talking about moi? I don't bear And I don't grin Am I a man? Lol Whatever Two wrongs don't make it right Who gives a s? Two rights don't make it wrong either But do I care? Nope Now if you say three wrongs will make it right Yeah that is when God knocks you over the head for being so stupid Yeah Do I know common sense? No I am not common And I have no sense My nose stuffs up Gee By whom the road clears? By the order of the most on high - The city crew Far sighted or near sighted I can never tell I just know it is the opposite Grrr Be right back You'd better be right Slum construction Why do you have to construct a slum? Got one to know one What does two get? A big zero Because you cancel out each other Get it? Negative and positive? You are too slow I am going to bed