A Conversation With My Doctor

The doctor said, “You are in tremendous health for a man of sixty years old. Did your father live a long life himself before his days were told?” “I’m sorry doctor, did I say he was dead? My father is still very much alive, “In fact he’s living an active life as a man of eighty-five.” “That’s wonderful,” said the doctor, “Great to hear, did his father live a long life too?” “I’m sorry doctor, did I say he was dead? My grandfather is a hundred and two.” “In fact,” I said, “He’s getting married tomorrow to a girl who is thirty three. He satisfies her in many ways, including sexually.” “Oh my gosh, why get married again, when you are a hundred and two?” “I’m sorry doctor,” I repeated again, “Did I say he wanted to?”