A Complex Man

Just because I’m a dirty old man Doesn’t mean I don’t need love Just because I have calloused hands Doesn’t mean I don’t wear gloves Just because I curse a lot Doesn’t mean I don’t say prayers Just because it doesn’t grow on top Doesn’t mean I don’t have hair Just because I’m always watching sports Doesn’t mean I don’t like to go to a ballet Just because I don’t talk too much Doesn’t mean I’ve got nothing much to say Just because I have two left feet Doesn’t mean I hate to dance Just because I don’t argue much Doesn’t mean I can’t take a stance Just because I didn’t call today Doesn’t mean I don’t want another date Just because I rarely take a chance Doesn’t mean I can’t tempt fate Just because I wear blue jeans Doesn’t mean I don’t own a business suit Just because I live modestly Doesn’t mean I have no loot Just because I write simple poems Doesn’t mean I don’t like to read Voltaire Just because I didn’t shed a tear Doesn’t mean that I don’t care Just because I may appear one way Doesn’t mean that I’m that man Get to know me just a little better And you’ll see how complex I am