A Cat Dialogue

Smut: "Ms. Prissy, you are looking fine today, come out to play, show me some loving." Prissy: "Don't come 'round here sweet talking me! you two timing tom!" Smut: "Oh, pretty Kitty, don't be like that, you know you are my number one lady, you are special!!" Prissy: "Not if you are the last tom on earth!" Smut: "I'll give you, all my love and be true blue for evermore!" "Let me kiss your sweet lips and snuggle your cute nose." (Smut moving closer) Prissy: "Don't touch me!!" (Prissy exits stage left)