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A 98 Pound Weakling

A burger with fries are fit for a king But it's not gonna lose weight you big ding a-ling For a slimmer bod Give a negative nod To junk food and wind up a 98 pound weakling © Jack Ellison 2015

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Date: 11/23/2015 4:10:00 PM
98 pound weakling I'm not...give eating a burger a shot....one's not enough...my belly I'll stuff....crap now I cant get off the pot
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/23/2015 4:16:00 PM
Welcome to the club, Timothy!!! Any day now, gonna start yet another diet... wish me luck!!!
Date: 11/23/2015 10:53:00 AM
A burger and fries are not for me... It's McRib time for a month! Yes siree'!!!... It's definitely my very best-est time of the year... As I hold my McRibs so very close and so very DEAR!... Just wanted you to know so very perfectly clear... And for Christmas I'm asking for a stock pile of McRibs from Santa Dear!... Yum! Yum! Yum!... Now you know why I'm making soooo many smile faces...s... LOL...
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Tim Smith
Date: 11/23/2015 4:19:00 PM
I do like a McRib....do you think they have gotten thinner the last two years?
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/23/2015 1:36:00 PM
I'm basically a Chicken Nuggets man myself!!! COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!!! Hugs, Jackson xxx
Date: 11/23/2015 10:53:00 AM
A burger and fries are not for me... It's McRib time for a month! Yes siree'!!!... It's definitely my very best-est time of the year... As I hold my McRibs so very close and so very DEAR!... Just wanted you to know so very perfectly clear... And for Christmas I'm asking for a stock pile of McRibs from Santa Dear!... Yum! Yum! Yum!... Now you know why I'm making soooo many smile faces...s... LOL...
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