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Lekker

Lekker! Oh, my! A lecher is near us, you say? No, I didn’t use C-H. Lekker uses a K. What did you mean? Was it *“Lick her” you said? And just who should I lick? Are you out of your head? NO! Lekker! It’s NICE. How gross can you get? Licking some person that you've never met! No, it’s just LEKKER. I didn’t say LICK. Well, good! I’m not licking some girl. That’s just sick. Am I hearing you right? Are you trying to say . . . *“like her”? Just who do you like anyway? Not “i” as in “like.” Is your head made of wood? It’s LEKKER, a word which simply means GOOD. Ok, cool your jets! You’ve gone red in the face. Why didn’t you tell me this in the first place?! * In American English, at least, if a person says "Lick 'er" or "Like 'er" it is meant as "lick her" or "like her" since we often omit the H sound of pronouns like him and her after a preceding consonant sound. For the Lekker Contest of Suzette Crous

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Date: 9/3/2013 4:50:00 AM
What a fine win. Lekker? I thought i heard liqueur and I ready to toast your win.
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Date: 3/1/2013 9:44:00 PM
Hi Andrea, a wonderful winning poem. Congratulations... always~ LINDA
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Date: 3/1/2013 3:06:00 PM
I like "LICK HER" better!! I should have guessed. Might have written differently.
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Date: 2/28/2013 7:52:00 PM
Just knew this would make the list !! Congratulations !!
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Date: 2/28/2013 7:22:00 PM
Congratulations on a very fine win, Andrea! Love, Annalise
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Date: 2/28/2013 7:17:00 PM
Enjoyed reading it again, congrats Andrea
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Date: 2/28/2013 6:57:00 PM
A unique interpretation of the contest. Really fun. Love, joyce
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Date: 2/28/2013 4:35:00 PM
This made me laugh!! You created a clever take on Lekker!!! Great humor, Andrea!
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Date: 2/28/2013 4:25:00 PM
Congrats on your great win...Sara
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Date: 2/28/2013 2:33:00 PM
Congrats Andrea ......Seren
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Date: 2/28/2013 12:27:00 PM
Congrats Andrea on your lekker poem. Nicely done. Warm Smiles, Connie
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Date: 2/28/2013 11:52:00 AM
congrats on your win Andrea
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Date: 2/23/2013 12:22:00 PM
LOL, enjoyed this fun write
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Date: 2/21/2013 4:00:00 PM
Lekker, you say. Well have a nice day. I'm not confused or filled with dismay. The lekker the better, you know that it's true. Do you lek me, I lek you. :)
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Date: 2/20/2013 11:42:00 PM
Mystery solved! I was wondering what all this Lekker was about! Great poem! I loved the way you tackled it! Made me smile! Andrea, you have read my work. You've commented on some of my haiku's. I simply can't forget it when a poetess of your repute pays a visit! :( I guess I'm not unforgettable...At least I can live vicariously through the song! ;) Lovely write!
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Date: 2/20/2013 11:41:00 PM
Really interesting word etomology here Andrea I wonder if there is another source of input? There is somthing in the back of my mind." but then it could just be a splinter L O L!
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Date: 2/20/2013 12:24:00 PM
You did a very good writing here Andrea , I will have to try it ;}
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Date: 2/20/2013 10:16:00 AM
and by the teacher he will be taught, i consider myself well taught Andrea, and i enjoyed the experinece...
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Date: 2/20/2013 9:26:00 AM
unique approach to the contest theme.Love this.My head is turning to wood.
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Date: 2/20/2013 7:09:00 AM
This one brought a huge smile to my face!! "Is your head made of wood?" You are hilarious. I love it when you write funny poems like this one. Awesome job! :)
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Date: 2/20/2013 7:01:00 AM
Very clever write Andrea. It has a fun rhyme to it. Sounds like a win to me. Warm Smiles, Connie
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Date: 2/19/2013 9:09:00 AM
You make me laugh. Great entry simply delightful.
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Date: 2/18/2013 9:13:00 AM
You lost me. I do understand lecher, though. Love, daver
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Date: 2/18/2013 7:19:00 AM
hehe...this was fun to read...lekker's a new one for me. Now imagine it with my deep southern accent...ha
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Date: 2/18/2013 6:28:00 AM
Reads like a winner..Great way to go in the contest..Lekker in my work means a good read..The book is about women being sold or traded years ago or arranged marriages..It is several short stories about such marriages that are based on true historical stories..Good luck in the contest..I know that your fate is too win..Sara
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