5 Girlfriends

5 Girlfriends Girlfriend number one was wealthy and clean Air filled her head as she got lost along with rain Could not find her way out of anything Paper bags were not her thing The next one was a pretty blonde Heterosexually inclined but changed her mind Imploded on impact with all men No one knew why… She came with no instructions Number three was a kleptomaniac Stole dirty dishes on the sly That did not make them any cleaner She was as simple as her crime The best thing about little Miss four She was a nuclear physicist And liked to explore the universe But she also liked divorce… I can say no more Girlfriend five liked money, houses and cars Had not a penny to her name Told stories about the wars she won Claimed to be heiress to a throne… someplace unknown