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Oh my dearest darling Kate Faced the most awful fate Ate a peanut Clogged her big butt Now larger than Texas State. I would assume you've heard of Sue The poor boy doomed to boo hoo His dad was funny Till he had no money crawled back to his son for some stew Henry was a giant catipillier He worked at Walmart as a vacuum filler Always on time Sucked up by nine Until he met a snail and tried to steal her