As long as I keep my stories straight,
I will always be the number on candidate!
Ask him what it feels like to be in second place.
Save your energy.
I may be tired,
but for you it will always be too late.
I'm not too proud to congratulate.
Words of advice.
Don't spend your time,
worrying about mine.
You should concentrate
on finding a new date.
you want to sit home and masturbate.
that's what it feels like to be in second place...