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Wife Haiku Poems - PoetrySoup

Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories: husband,wife

forlorn ice slit bedroom

Haiku  Straying Husband

forlorn ice slit bedroom
frail flower between your legs...
ardor expires

Tanka   Stay At Home Wife

hours ravage ardor
supple sin envelopes grey
thick belly obscures
erotic athletes wrestle
loyalty in lieu of love

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich
Categories: fantasy,

Night of the Mournful Wolf

as fog comes creeping a wind screams through the graveyard. . . the night frightened white leaves on ground scatter around unremembered graves. . . the shivering trees high above the mist and cemetery tombstones. . . moon hides its fullness digging at one grave the coffin in fresh deep ground. . . a large grey creature yellow eyes of owls watch from an oak’s gnarled limbs. . . the wolf strangely howls night turns into dawn As the cold fog rolls away. . . A secret revealed atop his wife’s grave lies a weeping naked man. . . his nails caked with dirt For the Spooky 'Ku Contest of : Tracie ~*~ Indigo Dreamweaver

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich
Categories: funnyold,old,

Twisted Goose Goes Cuckoo for Haiku

For P.D's "Going Haiku Crazy" Contest

How Many?

going to St. Ives
met folks on that smelly bus
more than I could count

Just Sleep Walking?

Wee Willy Winky
caught outside a boy’s window
in a night garment

Got Wool?

naked in the lane
three bags-full of wool sheared off
baa baa black sheep fleeced

She Didn’t Know What to Do!

Kids’ cries from inside -
outside an old woman’s shoe
child welfare people

Clean Your Plate!

Licking their plates clean
Jack Sprat and wife do their part. . .
kids starve in China

The Treacherous Hill

pail of spilled water
Jill’s body sprawled over Jack’s
one big bloody mess

What a Ding Dong

good deed for the day
boy scout Tommy Stout by well. . . 
scratches on his arm

Not Even a Bone

old Mother Hubbard
Social Security cut
dog needs a new home

Yellow Georgie

victims of Porgie 
confront him in the playground
his true color shows

The Original Blonde

Bo peep loses sheep
birth of a new tradition. . . 
blonde jokes being told

The Schemer

some spilled curds and whey
spider near a fallen chair
supping happily

Making the Best. . . 

Humpty takes a spill
the whole army can’t fix him
omelets for lunch

Baby Catches On

the church and steeple
and now you show me people?
those are just fingers!

They Say He Couldn’t Keep Her!

gossip in the town
pumpkin shell big as a house. .  
where is Peter’s wife?

Bye, Hushed Baby

the sound of wind’s rush
baby’s cries abruptly hushed
broken branch on ground

*I'm choosing this series of haiku for several reasons.
First, it's the only post I made named "Twisted" so it
is an obvious choice. Second, I do have other poems
I consider a bit twisted, but, I simply cannot
remember the titles of some of these really old poems
to look for them.  Finally, this series was inspired by 
a long ago contest of PD's in which I got the idea
to take nursery rhymes and twist them,  and so 
I'm reviving this series which can no longer be
viewed by anybody here unless it's in a contest!

Poem Details | by Ed Ebbs
Categories: devotion,life,wife,

Making My Heart Knock

In your eyes I see
The way you look back at me
It's what sets me free

The way you smile
It's one that lasts for awhile
I love your style

It's the way you talk
And watching the way you walk
That makes my heart knock

Maybe it's your jeans
Or your handles that are lean
Either way I scream

Could be that t-shirt
It could be the way you flirt
Or thoughts of desert

The one I count on
In this life and life beyond
My wife is my bond

Edward J Ebbs - 10/21/2011

Inspired written for Frank's Contest. I have played rugby, baseball, volleyball, racquetball and more....this season is devoted to my wife :-)

Poem Details | by Briana Lynn Minard-Adler
Categories: art,me,me,

I Hate Bullies

Sometimes I wonder why people gotta be
so cruel, then I say oh, yeah because they
have no life, and they make themselves
feel better by bullying others. I frikin hate
it! I wished they knew how it felt pickin' 
on someone they didn't even know, maybe
someone should pick on them; when they don't 
even know them. It makes me sick looking 
at their faces. The main bully would be 
my ex. He Knows who he is, he tries so hard
to make me look dumb, and make me physically
break down, what he don't know is my
Hubby has made me stronger & better than that.
So he can try, but it won't work.
Briana Lynn Palmer
~Dustin's Wife Forever~N~ Always

Poem Details | by daver austin
Categories: people



oh those hopeless eyes
i hear he sleeps in a box
“whirlpool” is the name

at the soup kitchen
he gums a bowl of hot soup
with many others

to him i’m thankful
he has shown the other side
i kiss my wife     kids

Poem Details | by jack horne
Categories: nostalgia,

soft pink, white and brown

soft pink, white and brown
colours of my wife’s old coat
she looked a real treat

Poem Details | by jack horne
Categories: love

my wife the cougar

my wife the cougar
Sue was forty when we met
I was twenty three

By Jack Horne for Dr Ram’s Cougar Effect contest

Poem Details | by Robert Heemstra
Categories: food,sports,

Seeking Fish

trout season is here
fish and lemon I will seek
wife is quite a cook

Poem Details | by Leon Enriquez
Categories: football,


Football fever
World Cup Brazil;
Too many overnights breached

Imagine a world
Glued to football mania;
Morning red eyes syndrome

Now you've seen it all
Germany's got the gold;
Back to normal routines

Even my wife's up
Watching the final match;
TV and sleepy eyes

If only something
More tangible...
Can heal the world

Competitive sports
Winning smiles collect;
Losing tears regret

Bedtime at dawn
Wake up mid-afternoon;
Schedule gains off-side

Peace for now
Until the next World Cup;
Life minus football fever!

Just for a sporting change
For a short while,
Unruly world celebrates

In-between hostilities
Dazzling football magic;
Memorable milestones

In my dreams
Football in the net;
Goalkeeper dazed

Leon Enriquez
14 July 2014