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Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories: funny,

a ku ku krazy day

a very loud noise
started ringing from my clock—
I fell out of bed

a bumped water glass
rolling across the hard floor—
I slipped on my head

a loud screaming sound
resonated through the house—
my face turned bright red

my husband woke up
hysterically laughing—
I was on the floor

I could not get up
without someone assisting—
ku ku krazy day

I went back to bed
wondering what day it was—
perhaps, tomorrow

Ó April 18, 2012
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen

Written for Poetry Soup Member Contest:  ????.....!!!!!.....Ku Ku Crazy......!!!!!.....???? 
Sponsor	Tracie ~*~ Indigo Dreamweaver

Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories: husband,wife

forlorn ice slit bedroom

Haiku  Straying Husband

forlorn ice slit bedroom
frail flower between your legs...
ardor expires

Tanka   Stay At Home Wife

hours ravage ardor
supple sin envelopes grey
thick belly obscures
erotic athletes wrestle
loyalty in lieu of love

Poem Details | by Yanny Widjanarko
Categories: food,funny,

Naughty Pudding

Order by offer
Ingredients do matter
Stuck in first trouble

Boiling some flavors
Pudding missed in sweet manner
Moulding successfully failed

Yet we feel give up
Deserve for a second chance
Re-mould done! Relieved...

Sit tight in a fridge
Naughty pudding had a plan
Mission to seduce

Tempted by its look
My husband eat for a slice
Mother-in-law scold

Naughty pudding finally win in its mission, well, one pudding unsold :p

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick
Categories: animals,funny,husband,lif

Canadian Geese


                                        Canadian Geese
                                        Delightful sound
                          Husband's glasses squeeze nose

Poem Details | by Connie Gildersleeve
Categories: love,old,red,old,red,

From My Hands

i carved out a heart
from an old red envelope 
be my Valentine

* Because of surgery I couldn't leave the house to buy a Valentine's Card for my husband so I had an old red envelope and cut out a red heart then Wrote, "Happy Valentines Day, Be Mine Darling"

Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire
Categories: husband,lost love

The Best Die Young

He was the love of my life

     Do the best die young?

          Please, God, why?

* Quinzaine for Dr. Ram's Contest.  Dedicated to my late husband.

Poem Details | by Misty Penton-Leccese
Categories: nature


Diamond in the rough, Shades, purple and gold collide, A lovely sunset.
By: Misty Leccese © June 18, 2009 Written for my husband's contest, "Diamond in the rough"

Poem Details | by paul holmes
Categories: wife

Tangled Knots

Conundrum for some
Teasing brown strands for husband
Her hair unlocks joy. 

Poem Details | by Briana Lynn Minard-Adler
Categories: happiness,husband,love,ro

I Love You Because You Are You

Baby when I think of you, my heart
longs for you, when I see you, my heart beats fast
and uncontrollably, and when you speak to me,
my ears hear an angel, and it's musical,
and I am right I am supossed to be.
When you say my name, I get butterflies in my
stomach. Baby, I don't love noone but you. The only 
guy that really attracted me from first sight is you. I
love being German, and I love being married to my
German. I can't love anyone else but you, baby
I've finally found my perfect match. I can't
stay away from you, when we are in different classes
I just wanna get up and find you, my heart always
leads me to you. Ich Liebe Dich Saugling!(I Love You Baby.)
Du bist fur immer.(You Are Mine Forever)
Baby you own my heart. Take care of 
my heart, I've left it with you. I Love You
Briana Lynn Palmer
Dedicated To: My Husband Dustin James Palmer
~Dustin's Faithful and Loving Wife~

Poem Details | by Mark Halliday
Categories: appreciation,celebration,

Sexy Death Wish

The way to go out:
Shot by a jealous husband
At ninety years old!