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Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson
Categories: nature

rhymed haiku

humble bumble bee
brings pollen from apple tree
to make his honey

he feeds his loved queen
to protect her he gets mean
his stings aren’t funny

a hive is his home
he fills it with honeycomb
for love not money



For Carol Brown's "What's the Buzz" contest

Carol gave me a no. 1


Poem Details | by Colin Amato
Categories: funny

Three funny Poems-Haikus (Poems from 7th Grade #6)

1. A gnat under blue
    days will next spin on apples 
    Look! More frogs arrived 

2.  The terrible tree
     Covers my house. That summer 
     I counted wagons 


3.  The frog above red 
     Songs will soon remember you
     Winter dreams with ducks


Poem Details | by John Beam
Categories: animal,children,fairy,fan

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY

Oh! DIL-DAL-HOLOM
I am a herdsmen today
she’s away, I play
what does the fox say
do-do-Die-da-die I ate
poor poor sheep and kines
where are? Sure no harm
there by stream or in the barn
what does the fox say
I lie-a lie-lie
the milk does gives me away
Oh! DIL-DAL-HOLOM
the funny sound - Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!


Poem Details | by nette onclaud
Categories: funny,happiness

AIR BALLOON HIGH, THEN LOW

~ ~DURING THE RIDE~ ~ high waves sheer lunette miles of lithium popping haze air carousels swoon crisp thrills up up there mountain cones scaling bite-size crazed arms touching moon ~ ~ AFTER THE RIDE~ ~ why, what's so funny with wonderbra i'm wearing down my waist, floppy!
(( for S*K*A*T's air balloon ride contest :))


Poem Details | by Leonora Galinta
Categories: art,art,art,

The Proud Grass Seeds

you made us unique we’re grass seeds who want to speak to show your art skills you’re so creative you made us grow on the head of this goofy face we saw your technique stocking filled with potting mix mold in small ball shape with glued googly eyes it is funny in your sight we’re with soil inside place the craft in bowl then pour the head with water with joy, we sprout out an Arts Craft Grass Head grown like Fido Dido’s hair you must trim us fair display in your room adore your toy with great joy we’re unique at all we are proud grass seeds work of your creative hands fruit of your great mind Feb. 18 ,2012
This chain of haiku was inspired by one of my art activities in school. I've also done this at home. The picture of one of the Grass Head projects that I've made is my avatar ( but i think a little bit scary looking it from a distance, lol). To know more about it or have a clearer view, you can search it in google with this title, “Grass Head” Thank you so much for reading. I hope you've enjoyed. Third Place Contest: Your Favorite Haiku Judged: 2/21/2013 Sponsor: My poet sis and greatest poet, Linda/PD Second Place Contest: Seeds Judged: 2/21/2013 Sponsor: My libramate poet, SandyIvy D.


Poem Details | by binibining p.iNk
Categories: lifehope,me,

brownian haiku

brownian
    here I go~
       haiku number one

round and round
my thoughts and the fan...
full of air

plane up in air can hear it- touch the sky, why can't I?
dot to dot particles floating in light-- brownian again tap, tap, tap keyboard stuck~ so's my mind
brain food random pickings~ at least tummy's full
seesaw feet touch ground, mind up in air randomness birds,floor, scratch-- no idea
one more try now cars zoom will try 5/7/5
thoughts keep on knocking does one open door or not? nobody is home look outside window leaves say hi, also the bird ...so I just smile back
somebody's whistling glad he's happy to do work... wait for 5 o'clock
handful of sand scatter it around... each one stings eyes
winds keep on wishing whispering their thoughts... but I can't translate
tiramisu smiles ^_^ spongy happiness... drunk with coffee drumbeats and heartbeats~ pounding thoughts too eighteen minutes in wonder if this fits? I hope so butt's now asleep but brain isn't... lucky butt think I went semi-crazy super random stuff here, went where my thoughts led me **for pd's contest haiku gone crazy--- ok, maybe me gone crazy
ooh wee I think one more can fit or maybe two?? lemme think
cold water splashes on my face--- wake up want one last funny one--- do I dare? ok hope it fits: CORN magic word?? fingers crossed--haha this is addictive it actually fit! squeeze one more oh btw--- butt haiku is my favorite


Poem Details | by Ismael Nieves
Categories: funny,

LOL

Laughing out loud
not becouse of funny jokes:
swallowed laughing gas.


Poem Details | by Betim Muco
Categories: life

The rain

How funny this rain is
Wetting itself uselessly 
In the sunshine.


Poem Details | by kristi hayner
Categories: inspirational

#23 delight

find delight reading
all these wacky serious
painful funny lines


Poem Details | by King-Galaxius Stravinsky
Categories: father

Funny

Quite pliable plump.
Makes soulful sough souffle sound.
Tonic topical unbar country funny.


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