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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required You asked me if I knew ‘the perfect girl for me’ I think I’d be ideal but sorry I’m not free I’ve got a lovely friend she is Mary from the dairy On second thoughts no as her legs are much too hairy Of course there is Annie she’s got the most enormous fanny It would look better on an elephant the resemblance is uncanny Oh I forgot about Susie she’s got quite a dark moustache When you went to kiss her you’d get a stubble rash I’ve got a stunning Thai friend but he is a lady boy Beautiful on the outside but in bed you’d get no joy Then there is Melissa she got the biggest boobs She gets them out for fun you can see her on You Tube I wouldn’t introduce you to my mate Regina She’s had 8 children she’s got a very slack vagina Poor old Ellie has got the most humongus lips They’d look better on a trout she’s not one you’d want to kiss I guess the perfect girl simply does not exist So sorry to disappoint you please cross me off your list Jan Allison 10th September 2014
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