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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required A peeing machine, a peeing machine That's what I've now become About every two hours like clockwork It's off to the toity I run While making a speech at a banquet Right smack dab in the middle That old biological urge rears its head And off I go for a piddle Considered installing a porta-pottie In every room of my house It sure would make a whole lot of sense Especially when I get soused It certainly becomes a hairy affair When I can't undo my buckle So I just enjoy the cozy warm feeling Stand and piddle and chuckle A peeing machine, a peeing machine That's what I've now become! © Jack Ellison 2012
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