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Enter Poem or Quote (Required) Bill and Blanche set off, to the 'Yorkshire Show' they did go T'was a yearly trip, and they would always show. Each time Bill says to Blanche ‘On that elicopter I’d like to ride.’ Blanche always replied’ but it's twenty quid Bill’ and then she and Bill sighed. 'Twenty quid is twenty quid Bill, you always told me that' ‘Tha’s right me old love,’ and he’d give his wallet a pat. The next year Bill looked, at the elicopter, and he tried once more ‘I’m seventy-five Blanche, there not much time left for me to soar.’ ‘Bill, it’s twenty quid, and twenty quid is twenty quid. So we’ll not go on the elicopter ride, of that idea you must get rid.’ Bill looked at the elicopter and agreed twenty quid was twenty quid Of that one idea though, he could never really get rid. Bill was desperate to ride on that elicopter whirring thing The pilot overheard the couple, and then he made Bill’s heart sing. I’ll take you on board, but not one word must you say If you keep TOTALLY quiet, not one pound or penny will you pay. Bill and Blanche climbed on board ,for the ride of their life Not one word did Bill utter, nor his terrified wife. The pilot looped the loop, he dived and twisted and turned Not one word did the pilot hear, yet even his stomach churned. He landed and spoke to Bill and he said ‘I am impressed’ I twisted and I turned and I really tried my best. Bill said to the pilot ‘Well I nearly gave in lad, and I nearly spoke’ ‘Twas when the wife fell out, but you know us Yorkshire folk.’ I watched her spiral down; I nearly shouted, but thought that’s absurd ‘And tha knows twenty quid is twenty quid lad, and you said NOT one word.’ ©~GG~17/11/2012 Taken from a joke sent to me by Jack Horne and continuing the theme Harry uses of Yorkshire Humour. Quid Slang name for pound sterling Yorkshire folk drop their 'h's
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