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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required The lawyer's named Julius a veritable ebriosus (in Queen's English: perm'nently pissed) he takes a last swig gives a belch as of pig from the bench: "Ouch! Again I have missed!" "Your Worship! Your Honor! virtuous your manner that you're fair we humbly agree but the bribe you are bleedin' is well beyond reason now, pray, set this criminal free? "My learned colleague the one with the wig (I believe she's the state prosecutor) for a meager amount will withdraw all the counts, wipe all evidence off her computer." "Step forth, legal counsel o'er the bench we will negotiate new terms now you're plastered approach the damned bench please pardon my French for Latin I haven't yet mastered "To lighten my task I'll partake from your flask on financials 'tis wise to imbibe two sips of your Cane should rid me of pain might I convince you to double the bribe? "To remove any doubt, morals I've nowt to my pocket, not law, I'm compliant Mr big-shot lawyer, give me cause to respect yer and try to squeeze more from your client!" "After due consultation and much apprehension", said Julius, his look more disheveled "This crime was hard toil but we'll divvy the spoils our offer's not doubled but trebled." "On due legal analysis this case is dismissed and henceforth may no man refute it I'll share in the bounty thus though he be guilty the wretched accused is acquitted." 28.04.2011 (This is a work of fiction in its entirety and merely a satirical look at our corrupt justice system)
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