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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Hello Jose my old friend I've come to guzzle you again 500 people before afternoon I started sipping on you far too soon My last SENTENCE I fear was slightly slurred (Vision blurred) Forgot to EEEET...my breakfast They look with pity upon me 'Can't hold his liquor' they agree Now I'm weaving when I try to walk Senseless babble when I try to talk Then I feel the NEEEED to flee to an old-oak-tree (to heave and pee) but cannot LOOOZE... my breakfast Did not like his tone at all Got myself into a brawl I quickly put him in his rightful place Broke his knuckles with my pretty face Shoulda' had my OOOATS, but didn't, so alas! (I kiss the grass) and now my ASSSS... is breakfast In the morning I awake moaning with a bad headache Bright-sun glaring through the window pane I whine and whimper in my wretched pain In the next room a TV-is-blaring and screams in my pounding-ear (No thank you dear) just coffee PLEEEZE, think I'll pass----on....BREAKFAST *Take-off of the song 'The Sounds of Silence' by Simon & Garfunkle Title taken from the song 'It's My Party' by Leslie Gore
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