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Chatterton, Thomas

Thomas Chatterton was an English poet and forger of pseudo-medieval poetry. He died of arsenic poisoning, either from a suicide attempt or self-medication for a venereal disease.. English poet and forger of pseudo-medieval poetry

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The Methodist

 Says Tom to Jack, 'tis very odd, 
These representatives of God, 
In color, way of life and evil, 
Should be so very like the devil. 
Jack, understand, was one of those, 
Who mould religion in the rose, 
A red hot methodist; his face 
Was full of puritanic grace, 
His loose lank hair, his slow gradation, 
Declared a late regeneration; 
Among the daughters long renown'd, 
For standing upon holy ground; 
Never in carnal battle beat, 
Tho' sometimes forced to a retreat. 
But C_____t, hero as he is, 
Knight of incomparable phiz, 
When pliant Doxy seems to yield, 
Courageously forsakes the field. 
Jack, or to write more gravely, John, 
Thro' hills of Wesley's works had gone; 
Could sing one hundred hymns by rote; 
Hymns which would sanctify the throat; 
But some indeed composed so oddly, 
You'd swear 'twas bawdy songs made godly.



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