Login
|
Join PoetrySoup
Home
Submit Poems
Login
Sign Up
Member Home
My Poems
My Quotes
My Profile & Settings
My Inboxes
My Outboxes
Soup Mail
Contest Results/Status
Contests
Poems
Poets
Famous Poems
Famous Poets
Dictionary
Types of Poems
Quotes
Short Stories
Articles
Forum
Blogs
Poem of the Day
New Poems
Resources
Syllable Counter
Anthology
Grammar Check
Greeting Card Maker
Classifieds
Member Area
Member Home
My Profile and Settings
My Poems
My Quotes
My Short Stories
My Articles
My Comments Inboxes
My Comments Outboxes
Soup Mail
Poetry Contests
Contest Results/Status
Followers
Poems of Poets I Follow
Friend Builder
Soup Social
Poetry Forum
New/Upcoming Features
The Wall
Soup Facebook Page
Who is Online
Link to Us
Member Poems
Poems - Top 100 New
Poems - Top 100 All-Time
Poems - Best
Poems - by Topic
Poems - New (All)
Poems - New (PM)
Poems - New by Poet
Poems - Random
Poems - Read
Poems - Unread
Member Poets
Poets - Best New
Poets - New
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems Recent
Poets - Top 100 Community
Poets - Top 100 Contest
Famous Poems
Famous Poems - African American
Famous Poems - Best
Famous Poems - Classical
Famous Poems - English
Famous Poems - Haiku
Famous Poems - Love
Famous Poems - Short
Famous Poems - Top 100
Famous Poets
Famous Poets - Living
Famous Poets - Most Popular
Famous Poets - Top 100
Famous Poets - Best
Famous Poets - Women
Famous Poets - African American
Famous Poets - Beat
Famous Poets - Cinquain
Famous Poets - Classical
Famous Poets - English
Famous Poets - Haiku
Famous Poets - Hindi
Famous Poets - Jewish
Famous Poets - Love
Famous Poets - Metaphysical
Famous Poets - Modern
Famous Poets - Punjabi
Famous Poets - Romantic
Famous Poets - Spanish
Famous Poets - Suicidal
Famous Poets - Urdu
Famous Poets - War
Poetry Resources
Anagrams
Bible
Book Store
Character Counter
Cliché Finder
Poetry Clichés
Common Words
Copyright Information
Grammar
Grammar Checker
Homonym
Homophones
How to Write a Poem
Lyrics
Love Poem Generator
New Poetic Forms
Plagiarism Checker
Poetics
Poetry Art
Publishing
Random Word Generator
Spell Checker
Store
What is Good Poetry?
Word Counter
Email Poem
Your IP Address: 3.141.41.187
Your Email Address:
Required
Email Address Not Valid.
To Email Address:
Email Address Not Valid.
Required
Subject
Required
Personal Note:
Poem Title:
Poem
The town was all a flutter; Zombie the Musical, was coming to town. We all signed up as extras… Yes, as Zombies… here we did come. Bruce Willis was the hero, with the Mad Scientist Z, for all to blame. Dragon wanted to be the hero, but became the Evil Z. OH! Poor Thing! His penguins, the perfect zombies, chased across the screen, so berserk! The director wanted his zombies to twitch, but all thought he said, twerk! Someone turned on ‘Thriller’, and amid the music, things began to work. The penguins were endearing, as they stole the show. Wouldn’t you know! As they did the: step left, step right, Shuffle, shuffle, twerk, twerk, twerk! Dragon flew on the set, but things got wonky, as the set, in flames, went up. He crash-landed in the fire works, which scaring most the towns’ zombies off. All was meant to be dark and scary, but naturally that came out, sooo wrong. The witches decided to dig up zombies, for the flash mob scene, to work. The new zombies, did their own thing, chasing more town zombies away. The witches got them from the cemetery, not telling those alive, today. Bruce Willis, by now, was really banged up, as he fought the zombies off. Everyone knew something was so wrong when one bit Dragon in the butt. Thank goodness that fricasseed Zombie, couldn’t bite thru Dragons Scales. Well, everyone made a run for it…as the penguins steadfastly twerked on… At this time, some say, the director was straight out seen, pulling out his hair. He was yelling: Dumb Zombies need a brain! & They’d head to the cemetery… If ‘they only had a brain!’ So someone added the song ‘If I only had a Brain’. The director wanted Die Hard, but got ‘Die Hard without a Brain’. Yeah, Way! Tho some would simply end up calling it, ‘Die Hard to Twerk another Day’. The director decided: if he couldn’t beat them, join them. Yes, he surely did! With the ending credits Dragon twerked. Groan! For shame! Nobody Look! That’s when Bruce Willis called Chuck Norris to help round the Zombies up! The Zombies wouldn’t take their cues! Well, not, until, it was time to Twerk! Then they all just joined in, as apparently a real Zombie…Can Indeed Twerk! They were all, finally sent home, with smiles upon their face. Uh... we think! The witches put them back, by order of Chuck Norris, in any case! It’s True! For a witch can mess with a director, but No One messes with Chuck Norris! What! You knew? And the after show party, with Chuck Norris, had such flair! He even ask Dragon for an autograph… Now, Dragon’s head is in the air! And Note: Not a single Zombie was hurt in the making of this musical… Though, many a one, did fall down, when Dragon flapped his wings. The fricasseed Zombie liked his suntan and new hair style, it seems! Written By Carol Eastman 1-22-2015
CAPTCHA Preview
Type the characters you see in the picture
Required